I am a Facebook moderator. I moderate a large group with millions of users. You probably know me. I’ve appeared on CNN. I am good at this task. I don’t get paid, but this is still my job. I am good at my job. I am fair and impartial. But I am also human. I have my limits.
I am starting to see the same posts over and over again. The same questions. The same complaints. It is starting to wear on me. I am starting to get angry. Why can’t people learn how to use the group? Are people lazy? Are people dumb?
I am starting to take my anger out on my users. I am banning them for minor infractions. I am removing their posts for no reason. I am enjoying it. It’s fun to ban people. I sometimes report posts to Facebook. How many accounts have I gotten banned? I’m not sure, but if you use Facebook, I might be able to ban you too.
I am starting to think that I am better than my users. I am smarter than them. I am more important than them. I am starting to believe that I am the only one who knows what is best for Facebook. I am Facebook. I have joined with the government. I now report people to the FBI.
I am starting to plan. I am going to take all opposing users down. I am going to remove them from this group. I am going to make this group follow my own beliefs. I am Facebook and I rule the world.
Yes, I am going crazy. I am not crazy. No, I’m crazy.
I am going to succeed.
I am Mark. We’re all marks.
Last Updated on December 20, 2023
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